Post Card from London

None other than Big Brit celeb Jade Goody, a friend of a friend, was giving us a tour of London on Friday - doing the touristy things - when we got snapped by the paparazzi!

Thankfully, they are quite polite over here in England and didn't throw any stones at the fat blue-haired Smurf wannabe.

We had a lovely day getting to know Jade, who has her own plans of trying to conquer America - ala David & Victoria Beckham and Jordan & Peter Andre.

We were slightly disappointed Goody's hottie boyfriend didn't meet up with us, but we were even more bummed that her mom, Jackiey, stayed at home.

And, she's not just any mum. Jade's mother is a one-armed lesbian! YES! She lost the use of her left arm as a result of a motorcycle accident when Jade was just 5 years old.

She also claimed to be a Rastafarian for a long time and is a big stoner.

And Jade is just as crazy as her mother.

We love the crazies!

We also love sticky toffee pudding, which we went on a mission for. Jade also took Perezzers to Covent Garden and for a little ride on one of those rickshaw cabs.

Overall, a very pleasant afternoon!