It Just Breaks Our Heart

Did no one teach Britney Spears how to eat?

The tragic mother of two celebrated her sister's birthday on Wednesday by getting her meal all over that cute white blouse.

She didn't even try and cover the stain with her purse or wear someone else's jacket.

She's proud of that stain!

She's also proud of those damn cowboy boots.

Why else would she wear those shiteous shoes every freakin' day??????