Victoria warns Paris Hilton

Victoria Beckham has reportedly warned Paris Hilton to stay away from her soccer star husband David. The Spice Girl, who moved to Los Angeles with David and their three sons earlier this month, was said to be furious when she heard the hotel heiress had described the Los Angeles Galaxy player as "hot".

Now she has allegedly told friends that Paris and other young Hollywood stars - including Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears - better keep their hands off David.

A source told a British magazine, "This move to Los Angeles means everything to her. She is happier with David than ever and sees this as an exciting chapter for her and their boys. Although she trusts David 100 per cent, she will not tolerate any of the Los Angeles party girls making a move on him, or seeing him as fair game.”

"She wants this to be very clear from the start - David is a devoted family man and these women should forget about trying it on with him. "The young Hollywood club crowd, such as Lindsay, Paris and Britney, are positively salivating over David," the source added.

Last week, it was claimed Victoria had turned down Paris' offer of friendship. Paris is reported to have said about Victoria: "We could be soul mates." However, the ‘Wannab' singer apparently told a pal: "Over my dead body!"

Post Card from London

None other than Big Brit celeb Jade Goody, a friend of a friend, was giving us a tour of London on Friday - doing the touristy things - when we got snapped by the paparazzi!

Thankfully, they are quite polite over here in England and didn't throw any stones at the fat blue-haired Smurf wannabe.

We had a lovely day getting to know Jade, who has her own plans of trying to conquer America - ala David & Victoria Beckham and Jordan & Peter Andre.

We were slightly disappointed Goody's hottie boyfriend didn't meet up with us, but we were even more bummed that her mom, Jackiey, stayed at home.

And, she's not just any mum. Jade's mother is a one-armed lesbian! YES! She lost the use of her left arm as a result of a motorcycle accident when Jade was just 5 years old.

She also claimed to be a Rastafarian for a long time and is a big stoner.

And Jade is just as crazy as her mother.

We love the crazies!

We also love sticky toffee pudding, which we went on a mission for. Jade also took Perezzers to Covent Garden and for a little ride on one of those rickshaw cabs.

Overall, a very pleasant afternoon!