Paris and her panties get turned down

Paris was her usual self at the opening of the new club Opera last week. The Enquirer says their spy "watched in horror as she stumbled around the club and flashed her panties." She had on panties?

"Paris literally threw herself at Entourage actor, Adrian Grenier, flipping her hair and asking for his phone number. When Grenier told her he had a girlfriend (a swimsuit model) Paris answered 'I don't care!' Adrian smiled and told her to rot in hell waved her off."

Paris Hilton's dog-food can fetches $305

LOS ANGELES - An empty can of gourmet dog food taken from Paris Hilton's trash fetched $305 in an eBay auction. The sellers were from the Web site HollywoodStarTrash.com, which also listed several other Hilton items for sale on eBay. A used toothbrush sold for $305; two envelopes sent to her while she was in jail sold for $510; and a Coke can pulled from her trash went for $51. The organic gourmet dog food was produced by Party Animal Inc., and can be found in about 150 stores in Southern California and about 40 in New York. It can also be bought through the company's Web site.

Paris Hilton's Greybar Diaries -- So Much for the Afterglow

"I feel like I've started my journey and I'm going to continue every day to find out more about myself."
-Paris Hilton on Larry King, June 27



June 27:
No time to waste. Tonight I found out that suspenders aren't very flattering on a young woman, even when she's topless. Thanks for making a fan's dream come true, Larry.


June 28:
Today I found out that if I wake up right at noon, my clock doesn't say a.m. or p.m. My curiosity was not satisfied. I went to the Encyclopedia, which is bunch of books with the same title, and I found out that it's because noon is a twelve that isn't in the morning or the afternoon. I mean, how could noon be after noon? Don't be ridiculous. In fact, noon is the "m," which stands for "merinian" or something. I think I will be visiting the Encyclopedia many more times in my life.


Next day...June 29:
Today I found out that my love for the Encyclopedia was short-lived. I tried to look up myself so I could learn more, and I wasn't even in there. Can you believe it? I tried to return it and get a better one, but it turns out Domenico Vacca doesn't even make Encyclopedias.


June 30:
Today I found out that I miss the people in jail: Old Three-Teeth, A-Frame, Big Suzy, and Brick House. I also found out that I don't remember their real names. Except for Big Suzy. Her real name is Suzy.


June 31:
Today I found out that June only has 30 days. This isn't technically about me, but since today isn't really even a day, I think that's okay.


August 1:
Today I self-administered the Szondi test, which was named for its creator, Léopold Szondi, who was a prominent Hungarian psychiatrist at the Eötvös Loránd University in Budapest. The Szondi test esembles the more well-known Rorschach test in some regard, with one key distinction--instead of abstract inkblots, it employs cards printed with realistic photographs of the faces of mental patients and asks test subjects to select the two most appealing and two least appealing faces. Those choices inform a psychological profile of the subject, particularly with regard to Szondi's four drive-vectors, each of which is subdivided into two constituting factors: the S-Vector or sexual drive (divided into the homosexual and sadistic factors), the P- Vector or paroxysmal-surprise drive (divided into the epileptic and hysterical factors), the Sch-Vector or the ego drive (divided into the catatonic and paranoid factors), and the C-Vector or contact drive (made up of the depressive and maniac factors). I found out that if you put the cards into a fan shape and shake them, you can cool the air around your face.




August 2:
I like jellybeans. Who knew?

August 3:
Okay. Done.

Paris Hilton 'distraught' over jail time

LOS ANGELES -- Paris Hilton is "emotionally distraught and traumatized" over her 45-day jail sentence and isn't capable of testifying in a civil lawsuit against her, the socalite-reality TV star's psychiatrist said.

Dr. Charles Sophy has been seeing Hilton, 26, for the past eight months and has talked with her several times since her May 4 hearing for violating the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case, according to court papers.

Sophy said Hilton needs time to recover from the shock of receiving jail time before testifying in a civil case brought against her by actress and diamond heiress Zeta Graff.

Messages left with Hilton's spokesman and lawyer weren't immediately returned early Tuesday.

In court papers filed Monday, Sophy said Hilton is "distraught and traumatized as a consequence of the findings at the May 4 hearing ... and her fear of incarceration."

"At this point in time," he continued, "Ms. Hilton cannot effectively respond to examination as a witness or provide any significant input into her defense."

Graff filed a $10 million lawsuit against Hilton in 2005, claiming the reality TV star spread "vicious lies" about her. Hilton has denied that she was behind a report alleging Graff once tried to grab a necklace worth $4 million from her throat.

Superior Court Judge Linda K. Lefkowitz postponed the trial to August. It had been scheduled to begin this month.

Hilton and her pal Nicole Richie star on "The Simple Life," which throws them into everyday situations. After famously feuding and filming their parts separately last season, the celebutantes have reunited as camp counselors for the show's upcoming fifth installment.

News Source : Pantagraph.Com

Paris Hilton won't appeal jail term

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Paris Hilton won't appeal the 45-day jail term she was sentenced to earlier this month for violating probation, according to court documents filed Thursday. A lawyer for the 26-year-old socialite notified Los Angeles Count Superior Court that she is abandoning her appeal, said court spokeswoman Katherine Roberts.

Hilton was ordered earlier this month to report to jail by June 5 for violating the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

Hilton initially called the sentence unfair, and lawyers representing her filed a notice to appeal the sentence.

She then switched attorneys and is now represented by drunken driving specialist Richard Hutton. Hutton did not immediately return several calls for comment Thursday.

Hilton will be jailed for about 23 days of a 45-day sentence and will be separated from the general inmate population, authorities decided after reviewing her case.

The shorter sentence reflects an expectation that Hilton behaves behind bars.

"All inmates get credit for good behavior," Los Angeles County sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said Thursday. "The inmate knows that if they behave and follow the rules, that's something to shoot for."

She will be held in a "special needs housing unit" at the Century Regional Detention Center in suburban Lynwood, Whitmore said.

Hilton will stay in a unit that contains 12 two-person cells reserved for police officers, public officials, celebrities and other high-profile inmates, he said.

She could have a cellmate.

Like everyone else in the 2,200-inmate facility, Hilton will get at least an hour outside her cell each day to shower, watch television, participate in outdoor recreation or talk on the telephone, he said.

News Source : USA Today

Paris Hilton named the Bad Girl of the Decade

It seems like it’s an unrelenting bad time for hotel heiress Paris Hilton, for days after a LA court sentenced her to 45 days in prison, she has been named the ‘Bad Girl of the Decade’ by Us Magazine.com.

The magazine claims no one has been naughtier than her, and has cited her panty-less car exit in 2002 and ill advised sex ban as substantial testimonials for the title.

The magazine also said that Hilton, who was found guilty of driving on a banned license, has ‘walked the line between obscenity’ and lawlessness for a long time now, reports Us Weekly.

Meanwhile, the socialite, who recently claimed that she is the most iconic blonde of the decade’ and compared herself to actress Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana, has started petitioning California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to keep her out of the slammer.

If Hilton fails to report to jail on June 5, she will have to face 90 days behind bars.

Hilton needs to watch out for Lesbians in jail

Hotel heiress, Paris Hilton, should be on her guard in the LA facility where she might end up serving her sentence, for the place is said to have “very masculine lesbians” who get physical with inmates when they are having a group shower.

A woman, who visited her mother in the same facility, said that the place is bad, and predicts that the heiress will have a tough time if she ends up there.

“This place is bad. Paris is not going to make it,” the Sun quoted her, as saying.

The ‘Simple Life’ star who will embark on her sentence next month for driving on a suspended license, has also been warned against acting like a pampered princess.

Another person, Denise Chavis, whose sister is serving her term at the facility, said that if Hilton acts like a high class, she ‘is done’.

“If you act like you’re all high-class and uppity, you’re done,” Chavis said.

Hilton is said to be devastated after a Los Angeles Superior Court judge sentenced her to prison.

“She is devastated and terrified about going to jail. She goes from sobbing to fury,” a pal said.

Speaking to cameramen outside her home, Hilton said that the sentence is cruel and unwarranted, and that she told the truth.

"I told the truth yesterday. I feel that I was treated unfairly," Hilton said.