Paris and her panties get turned down

Paris was her usual self at the opening of the new club Opera last week. The Enquirer says their spy "watched in horror as she stumbled around the club and flashed her panties." She had on panties?

"Paris literally threw herself at Entourage actor, Adrian Grenier, flipping her hair and asking for his phone number. When Grenier told her he had a girlfriend (a swimsuit model) Paris answered 'I don't care!' Adrian smiled and told her to rot in hell waved her off."

Paris Not Being Locked Out of Hotel Fortune

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton doesn't need to worry about family patriarch and precious grandad Barron Hilton cutting her out of his will.

A story published in the UK said the ex-con party princess was in jeopardy of losing her mega-inheritance because sullying the family reputation, saying that grandpa was cutting her out of the will. TMZ has confirmed that's baloney.

After the socialite was sprung from the klink, she spent a few days at grandpa Hilton's family compound in Beverly Hills. It's rumored that Paris stands to inherit somewhere in the neighborhood of $30 million.

Did Paris Drug her New Beau for a Threesome?

It seems that Paris Hilton has a new man in her life, this time, a 21-year-old T-shirt designer, Tyler Atkins, who claims that she drugged him with pills like Vicodin and Rohypnols so that he would be pliable for a threesome.

The socialite was spotted with Atkins, whose label Rock Stars and Angels, is available in trendy L.A. boutiques like Kitson, outside the Polaroid Beach House in Malibu on July 15.

And sources have revealed that the two were "making out like teenagers.”

The Paris-Atkins hook-up has fuelled more speculations after the designer gave a recent interview, in which he boasts about hanging out with an unnamed "famous chick" at a house in the Hollywood Hills.

Atkins claims that this "famous chick" drugged him with four pills, following which he found himself in her spa bath with her and her best friend.

"She's like a full pill-popper ...And she gave me like four of these pills that were like Vicodin; they were like Rohypnols or something. Heavy, heavy. And she drugged me, this famous chick. ... I woke up in her spa bath with her and her best friend. We were in the spa bath, full-on threesome,” the New York Daily News quoted Atkins, as saying.

"And then I don't remember anything else. I remember waking up at 5 o'clock in the afternoon in between them both ... I couldn't find my clothes in the whole house. [I was] just tripping, just going, 'What did this girl give me?' It was gnarly, eh?" he added.

The Return of Paris Hilton

She's baaaaaaaaaaack!

Paris landed at LAX just a short time ago, abruptly ending her Hawaiian post-pokey getaway. A socialite must have some post-holiday holiday plans!

Seen here sauntering through the airport this morning, she looked relaxed and happy, clinging a mind-expanding Vanity Fair and a notebook, the heiress was traveling alone ... except for her omnipresent paparazzi pals.


Source : TMZ

Paris in Close Shave in Hawaii

The elegance that is Paris Hilton took a sunbath yesterday in Hawaii, trying to get that all-over Crotchertone tan.

Spreading out a towel (and her legs) to enjoy the full effects of the Hawaiian sun (and breeze), the distinguished heiress/ex-con checked her e-mail while getting her infamous figure baked.

After her travails in jail, it's nice to see her back in the pink.

Source : TMZ

Paris Hilton's dog-food can fetches $305

LOS ANGELES - An empty can of gourmet dog food taken from Paris Hilton's trash fetched $305 in an eBay auction. The sellers were from the Web site HollywoodStarTrash.com, which also listed several other Hilton items for sale on eBay. A used toothbrush sold for $305; two envelopes sent to her while she was in jail sold for $510; and a Coke can pulled from her trash went for $51. The organic gourmet dog food was produced by Party Animal Inc., and can be found in about 150 stores in Southern California and about 40 in New York. It can also be bought through the company's Web site.

Paris Hilton's Greybar Diaries -- So Much for the Afterglow

"I feel like I've started my journey and I'm going to continue every day to find out more about myself."
-Paris Hilton on Larry King, June 27



June 27:
No time to waste. Tonight I found out that suspenders aren't very flattering on a young woman, even when she's topless. Thanks for making a fan's dream come true, Larry.


June 28:
Today I found out that if I wake up right at noon, my clock doesn't say a.m. or p.m. My curiosity was not satisfied. I went to the Encyclopedia, which is bunch of books with the same title, and I found out that it's because noon is a twelve that isn't in the morning or the afternoon. I mean, how could noon be after noon? Don't be ridiculous. In fact, noon is the "m," which stands for "merinian" or something. I think I will be visiting the Encyclopedia many more times in my life.


Next day...June 29:
Today I found out that my love for the Encyclopedia was short-lived. I tried to look up myself so I could learn more, and I wasn't even in there. Can you believe it? I tried to return it and get a better one, but it turns out Domenico Vacca doesn't even make Encyclopedias.


June 30:
Today I found out that I miss the people in jail: Old Three-Teeth, A-Frame, Big Suzy, and Brick House. I also found out that I don't remember their real names. Except for Big Suzy. Her real name is Suzy.


June 31:
Today I found out that June only has 30 days. This isn't technically about me, but since today isn't really even a day, I think that's okay.


August 1:
Today I self-administered the Szondi test, which was named for its creator, Léopold Szondi, who was a prominent Hungarian psychiatrist at the Eötvös Loránd University in Budapest. The Szondi test esembles the more well-known Rorschach test in some regard, with one key distinction--instead of abstract inkblots, it employs cards printed with realistic photographs of the faces of mental patients and asks test subjects to select the two most appealing and two least appealing faces. Those choices inform a psychological profile of the subject, particularly with regard to Szondi's four drive-vectors, each of which is subdivided into two constituting factors: the S-Vector or sexual drive (divided into the homosexual and sadistic factors), the P- Vector or paroxysmal-surprise drive (divided into the epileptic and hysterical factors), the Sch-Vector or the ego drive (divided into the catatonic and paranoid factors), and the C-Vector or contact drive (made up of the depressive and maniac factors). I found out that if you put the cards into a fan shape and shake them, you can cool the air around your face.




August 2:
I like jellybeans. Who knew?

August 3:
Okay. Done.