An Open Letter To Candy Spelling

Dear Rotten Candy,

Shut the eff up, you senile bitch.

Please!

You obviously waited to begin your famewhoring ways after your husband died because he would have been ashamed of your low class behavior recently.

We know you're old and need to be reminded. So don't stop taking your meds without consulting your doctor.

And, while you're getting the medical help you need, it's time to visit your plastic surgeon again. Fast!

Best,

Celebrity Stuffs

P.S. Pick up a hobby. You have too much free time on your wrinkly greedy hands.