Celebrity Gossip - Lindsay Lohan to bare all in next flick?

Celebrity Gossip : With her career floundering and her once fetching freckled face seemingly aging in dog years, Lindsay Lohan probably has bigger worries than whatever magazine pose Jessica Simpson is striking.

Or not.

The New York Daily News says the sobriety-challenged starlet was chuckling with pals last week over Jessica's new Esquire cover, in which the blonde pays unintentionally unsexy homage to a 1965 photo of Marilyn Monroe-esque actress Virna Lisi lathered up and shaving.

New York Magazine

"I so already did that," she supposedly laughed to her friends, alluding to her butt nekkid Monroe reenactment in the pages of New York magazine.

But is Lohan now planning to bare everything on the big screen?

So says the London Sun, which claims the actress, 21, who recently landed a role in the Jack Black comedy "Ye Olde Times," is willing to accept just $80,000 to star as a "nymphomaniac waitress" (paging the Academy) in an indie flick titled "Florence."

"Lindsay doesn't care she's getting paid peanuts. She wants to remind people she can act and that she is worth hiring," a source asserts to the tab, with a "pal" adding, "She is fully aware of the potential of her body. Lindsay wants to build up an image as a mature, responsible actress."

But Lohan's spotlight-craving mom-ager Dina, who labeled her nudie New York mag pics "tastefully done" art, denies the full-frontal whispers, insisting to "Access Hollywood" that "she is not" planning to doff her duds.

Which is good, because there are far better ways to prove you're "mature" and "responsible" than by showing off naughty bits that everyone with an Internet connection has already seen many times before.

Like, for example, staying away from the places that helped land you in rehab on three separate occasions.

The college course-needing Lindsay was photographed exiting Los Angeles hot spot Foxtail on Friday night with her BFF, DJ Samantha Ronson.

The following evening, Ronson "threw her arms" around Lohan at Teddy's as Mariah Carey's "Touch My Body" played and "the two moved to the music," says People.

It was the same story on Thursday when the pair turned up in the VIP section of Goa, where Lindsay got her groove on as Ronson DJ'd.

"Lohan was obviously having a good time, dancing very sexy," a bystander tells the mag. "She was quite the center of attention."

All eyes were also on her when she popped into nightclub Villa earlier in the week.

"Lindsay came in with her head down pretending she didn't want to be noticed," an eyewitness tells FoxNews.com. "But it's a small club and she stopped right in the middle where everybody could see her acting all coy."

Meanwhile, is Lohan's overly active social calendar preventing her from visiting her ailing paternal grandparents?

Her Chatty Cathy dad Michael tells the New York Daily News that Dina has made it "hard as hell for me to see my children."

"Even though my father is dying and my mother was in a car accident on Easter, my parents still haven't seen my children," rails the media-courting Papa Lohan. "[Dina] told me, 'It's up to the kids if they want to see their grandparents.' But she's made no effort to put them in touch or make this happen."

Michael is also planning to file suit against his ex-wife over her forthcoming E! reality show, "Living Lohan," alleging she lifted the idea -- and the title -- from him.

"Dina uses people, gets what she wants and then turns her back on them or claims the ideas were hers all along," Michael fumes to Us. "She thinks the law doesn't apply to her or her family since they always get away with things and use Lindsay's name to do it."

He then concludes to the Daily News, "She's bent on an evil path."

Paris Hilton on National Geographic cover!

It looks like a typical National Geographic cover with the signature yellow border. So what's Paris Hilton doing on there?

The folks at Harvard Lampoon persuaded employees of one of the most respected magazines to help them ensure their April Fool's parody - with stories on Mongolia's wildest waterparks and Native Girls Gone Wild - looked authentic.

The issue, coming out on Tuesday, is the latest in a string of Harvard Lampoon magazine parodies.

But the undergraduate group had never done National Geographic, which quickly responded when contacted by the students last summer.

"My guess was they were just extremely bored and they were tired of working with animals and scientists and wanted to hang out with college students," said Hayes Davenport, who edited the magazine with fellow Harvard senior Ross Arbes.

Davenport said other publications have helped with their parodies in the past, such as when USA Today printed the Lampoon's version on its press in 1989.

And he said National Geographic's staffers - who had no editorial control over the parody - were eager to make fun of their ultra-serious image.

The magazine helped print the parody and distribute it alongside its own April edition in some areas, Arbes said.

A designer also helped lay out the parody to make it look as much like the original as possible.

"They provided things that were really valuable to us," Arbes said.

Editors from National Geographic could not be reached on Monday, but the magazine released a facetious statement.

"Editors are unavailable for comment, having left the country ... as usual," it said.

- Yahoo News

Malfunctions in the dress makes Paris Hilton Topless

Paris Hilton unintentionally gave clubbers a quick glimpse of her twin assets, by slipping out of her dress while partying at a nightclub.

The socialite visited Boston's Estate nightclub to celebrate winning the Woman Of The Year 'award' from Harvard University's Harvard Lampoon Magazine.

But, while stepping up on stage to belt out her previous single, Stars Are Blind, Paris put on a rather eye-popping show.

"Paris certainly knows how to put on an eye-popping show," The Sun quoted an onlooker, as saying.

"It was all a little cringey as she belted out her single as she danced on stage, but the highlight was definitely seeing Paris' boobs.

"It made the entrance fee good value for money in the end!" the onlooker added.

Britney's a 'Great Mother'-Paris Hilton

NEW YORK (AP) -- Paris Hilton is rooting for Britney Spears.

"I wish the best for her and I just wish everyone would leave her alone so she could live her life," the 26-year-old hotel heiress-actress tells E! News. "She's a great mother and a great girl and I really care about her."

In an interview that was to air Tuesday night, Hilton says: "She's a very sweet girl and I love her to death."

Hilton and Spears were nearly inseparable following the pop star's split from ex-husband Kevin Federline.

Celebrity Gossip: Has Brit ditched her paparazzo beau?

The tabloid magnets were photographed partying, shopping and driving in a car with Lindsay Lohan in the weeks after Spears filed for divorce from Federline in November 2006. But their whirlwind public friendship seemed to fizzle out after Spears' fans complained that Hilton was a negative influence.

Hilton served a 23-day jail sentence in Los Angeles last June for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless-driving case. She vowed to focus on philanthropy afterward.

Meanwhile, Spears, 26, continued to unravel in the public eye after a rough year in which she shaved her head, checked in and out of rehab and attacked a car with an umbrella.

She was taken to a Los Angeles hospital by paramedics earlier this month after police were called to her home because of a dispute involving her two sons. A court commissioner decided to keep in effect an order suspending Spears' right to visit Jayden James, 1, and Sean Preston, 2.

- MSN

Breaking News - American Idol Returns

Judges, left, Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul, and Simon Cowell will help America choose the next "Idol."

Dos and Don'ts for 'Idol' Hopefuls
A handy checklist for what to do (and what not to do) if you want a shot at winning the show

By Larry Carroll
Special to MSN Entertainment

Every new year brings with it hope. The hope of world peace, of good health for friends and family and, naturally, renewed hope for thousands that they'll make it through the nationwide auditions to become the next "American Idol."

This year's process has already begun, and Season 7 will launch on Jan. 15th at 8 p.m. on FOX. But, if you're among the few and the chosen, are you really ready for prime time? Based on the fact that the same judges, and the same die-hard millions who've powered "Idol" in the past, will be returning once again, the time has come to start looking for patterns.

So sit back, rest those vocal cords with some herbal tea, and read on. Because if you're going to become Season 7's big winner, you'll definitely want to hit these notes.

Don't Dance
Every season, a few early wannabes attempt to augment their performance with dancing. Most are dismissed immediately, and for good reason: If you feel the need to dance, then you must know you can't sing. America learned that the hard way with Britney Spears, so why should they have to do it all over again with you? Occasionally, once a contestant like Taylor Hicks has established the power of his pipes, he'll dance and get away with it. Other times, a Joshua Gracin or Jon Peter Lewis kicks up his heels and quickly gets the boot. Either way, it's just not a safe bet, folks. If you want to dance, go on that Marie Osmond show.

Dog Is Your Co-Pilot
America loves an underdog. So, if you're ugly, overweight, got picked on as a kid, or simply suffer from the occasional zit, play up your perceived handicap. As your singing skills get asserted, you can evolve into a more photogenic version of yourself (Hi, Clay Aiken. Hi, Elliott Yamin!), and the fans will rally behind you.

Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself
Embrace the point above, but just beware that if your underdog gets too big for its collar, the voters won't hesitate to send you to the doghouse. Everybody loved Chris Daughtry -- until he started getting cocky. And don't snap back at the judges, a la Justin Guarini, Julia DeMato or Brenna Gethers -- it'll just make you look like the over-egoed second act in a bad musical biopic. Believe it or not, the audience really does like Simon, Paula, and Randy, and have come to regard them like family -- so, if you get too big for your britches, you'll be booted out like a drunken uncle at Christmas.

The South Shall Rise Again
If you're from the South, get thyself to an "AI" audition, post-haste. Don't laugh: It worked for winners Kelly Clarkson (Texas), Ruben Studdard (Alabama), Fantasia Barrino (North Carolina), Carrie Underwood (near the Oklahoma and Arkansas border), and Hicks (Alabama), as well as runners-up like Clay Aiken (North Carolina), Diana DeGarmo (Georgia) and Bo Bice (Alabama). There seems to be several reasons why people from Los Angeles and New York never win: they're too polished, they lack Southern charm, maybe they just don't appeal to the Wal-Mart crowd. Regardless of whether any are true, the trend is clear: Start talking like Andy Griffith, or just stay home.

Pick Popular Songs
Just because you're from the South, doesn't mean you should perform country music -- and, no matter where you're from, don't dare sing a showtune. Showtunes sank the likes of Lisa Tucker and Mikalah Gordon. And Kellie Pickler and Bucky Covington's love of country didn't put them over the top, either. The judges seem to fall for rock music more increasingly with each passing year -- hence Daughtry, Bice and Gina Glocksen -- so, when it comes to the all-important job of picking your songs, skip Streisand and instead go for some Steve Miller.

Don't Be a Freak
Every season, America has an ill-advised one-night stand with Sanjaya and his mohawk, William Hung and his bangs, or Blake Lewis and his beatbox. If your plan is to rely on a fad, you're just trading 15 minutes of fame for a lifetime of mockery. If you really feel the need to go down that road, do like so many before you and simply make a sex tape with Paris Hilton.

Don't Be a Skank
While we're on that topic, short skirts, hot bodies and flirting with the bosses will only get you so far on "American Idol" (unlike in the real world, where it gets you a corner office and an expense account ). Over the years, we've watched Haley Scarnato ineffectively show her skin, and let's not even get started on Jessica Sierra. Frenchie Davis' dirty pictures got her the boot, and Antonella Barba similarly blew her chances. When Corey Clark (allegedly) took flirting to the next level with Paula, it still didn't take him to the top. Learn from the past: Sleeping with Paula didn't do wonders for Emilio Estevez's career, and it won't help yours, either.

Don't Ring in the New Year
Like it or not, America is more likely to fall in love with you when you're single and ready to swing. Performers like Scarnato started the process with a significant other, then shed the baggage as time went on. If you happen to be wearing an engagement ring, it might be a good idea to hide that rock, and hope it puts you on a roll.

Gain a Few Pounds
Typically, traditionally good-looking people are lucky if they make it beyond the top 12. Underwood is the only "AI" winner who could possibly make it as a model, and both she and Clarkson were still burdened by a lot of baby fat when they took home the title. Once again, it proves that people like the underdog, and our supersized nation wants to see its own reflection in an Idol. So, don't look as though you could make it without the world's most famous reality show, or you just might have to.

If You Haven't Got the Talent, Stay Home
The bottom line is, the cream rises to the top, and this show carries on for so many weeks, in front of so many millions, that it always screens out the weaker members of the herd. So either bring your A-game, or sit home on the couch with a lap full of nachos, and join the rest of us in a state that's truly American: idle.

Kid Rock Says Pam Lied About Miscarriage

-The Associated Press

NEW YORK (AP) - Kid Rock claims Pamela Anderson lied about a miscarriage during their brief marriage last year. Anderson lied while they were arguing about visiting her on the set of a movie in Canada, the 36-year-old rapper alleges in an interview with Rolling Stone magazine.

``She's in Vancouver shooting a movie and I have Lakers seats on the floor, and I'm gonna go to the Lakers (basketball) game with my friend Jesse James,'' the 36-year-old rapper says.

``I'm like, `Baby, I got these tickets. I'll see you on the weekend there,' and that leads into her saying, `You don't care about me, blah blah blah,''' Rock says. ``She finally comes up with this: `I just had a miscarriage' ... and hangs the phone up.''

Rock, claiming he was unaware that Anderson was pregnant, says he chartered a plane and flew to Vancouver. ``When I get there, she's partying at this restaurant, drinking champagne, jumping on the tables. I'm thinking, `That's a quick recovery from a miscarriage.'''

Last November, a spokeswoman for the former ``Baywatch'' star said Anderson had suffered a miscarriage. Later that month, Rock, whose real name is Robert Ritchie, and Anderson filed for divorce, seeking to end their marriage of less than four months.

In response to the allegations, Anderson's publicist, Cindy Guagenti, referred The Associated Press to an e-mail that is quoted in the magazine's story.

``I hope his album does well,'' the 40-year-old actress says. ``I hope he's happy in life. We were married for four months. If he has nothing nice to say about me, then please tell him to stop talking about me.''

Last month, Anderson and Rick Salomon applied for - and were granted - a marriage license in Las Vegas, according to Clark County's Marriage License Bureau.

Rock's latest album, ``Rock N Roll Jesus,'' is due out next Tuesday.

On the Net:

Rolling Stone:

http://www.rollingstone.com/

Kid Rock:

http://www.kidrock.com

Pamela Anderson:

http://www.pamelaanderson.com

Jennifer Lopez: Yes, She's Pregnant

By UsMagazine.com

Jennifer Lopez has kept her glossy pink lips sealed during recent public appearances, dancing around questions from interviewers wanting to know if she's singing for two.

But her bump speaks loud and clear.

After Lopez made an appearance on MTV's "Total Request Live" on October 8 to promote her new CD, "Brave," cohost Damien Fahey told Us that her condition was obvious.

"I've been around a lot of pregnant women. She walked around like a pregnant woman, sat like a pregnant woman, and stood like a pregnant woman," he says. "If I were a betting man, I'd definitely bet she was pregnant."

Indeed, Us has confirmed from multiple sources that Lopez is about four months pregnant with her first child. Or children -- a source tells Us Lopez's mother, Guadalupe, 61, "is proudly telling people she's having twins."

The 38-year-old singer-actress, who has long expressed her desire to have both career and kids, is ecstatic about the news.

"It's a dream come true," a Lopez source tells Us. "She and Marc are over the moon."

Pregnancy news is especially sweet for Lopez, whom insiders believed was unable to carry a child at all. "[Conceiving] was a struggle for her," says a source.

Seconds another, "This pregnancy is a miracle."

Anthony, 39, who has three children from prior relationships, has been equally eager to expand his brood.

When Anthony was recently asked to imagine his response to his wife being pregnant, he said, "It's going to be me in handcuffs, because I will run down the street, screaming like a madman."

For more details on J.Lo's pregnancy, check out the new issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands this week.

Waiting for a Special Delivery

Even though she's nearly due, Milla Jovovich can still work it on the red carpet.

Carve: She had perfect t**s on my tombstone

British glamour model Jordan a.k.a Katie Price has revealed that she wants her gravestone inscription to pay tribute to her boobs.

The 29-year-old, who has had countless breast implants, recently said that she wants 'She had perfect t**s!' engraved on her tombstone.

"I'd like to have, 'She had perfect t**s,'" The Sun quoted her, as saying.

She also revealed a more sober tomb stone message, saying she'd want it to read 'Wonder Woman.'

"'Wonder Woman.' I'd like that after all I've been through - having kids, trying to make everyone else happy and working hard," she said

Jessica Alba vows never to Strip on-screen

Actress Jessica Alba has vowed that she would 'never' strip naked for a film - because her Catholic background does not allow her to do so.

The 26-year-old actress revealed that she wouldn't think twice before turning down a role that requires her to go nude, as she believes it is important to abide by her strict religious beliefs.

"I will never do a nude scene in a movie - not ever. I can act sexy and I can wear sexy clothes but I can't go naked. I think I was always very uncomfortable about the way my body developed," Daily Mail quoted Alba, as saying.

"I come from a Catholic family and it wasn't seen as good to flaunt yourself. I can handle being sexy with clothes on but not with them off," she added.

Meanwhile, Alba has revealed her willingness to become fat and shave off her long locks for the right film role.

"If it's for a challenging or inspiring role, I'd do it," she said.

Kim Kardashian to bare all for Playboy

Sex tape star Kim Kardashian is baring all in the December issue of Playboy magazine because she is fed up of being perceived as 'slutty.'

The E! reality starlet, and former Paris Hilton best pal, appears in a spread donning nothing but a pink negligee, pearls and an ornate necklace.

The daughter of former O.J. Simpson lawyer Robert Kardashian decided to take it all off because she was tired of people misinterpreting her.

First, she became the victim of a sex scandal when her private sex session she filmed with ex-beau Ray J was leaked last year and later when someone tried to sell explicit photos of her as a teenager.

The Los Angeles socialite therefore sees taking it all off for Playboy as an opportunity to set the record straight.

"I'm excited for people to finally see how I really am," the New York Post quoted Kardashian, as telling In Touch magazine.

Britney Spears

A brunette Britney Spears deplanes after a trip to Atlanta, which apparently included a lavish shopping spree. Better watch your step in those knee-high leather boots!

Britney Spears' former bodyguard details her disturbing behavior

In a heart to heart talk with the Daily Mail, Britney's former bodyguard details what he knows about Britney from his three month association with her. The chilling picture that emerges is of a lonely child bringing up children while doing drugs and drinks.

In a heart to heart talk with the Daily Mail, Britney's former bodyguard details what he knows about Britney from his three month association with her. The chilling picture that emerges is of a lonely child bringing up children while doing drugs and drinks.

Barretto started working for Spears when she got out of rehab on March 20, and was fired on May 17 because he did not hear Britney asking him to pick up her hat.

Barretto had actually apprised Britney of his hearing impairment but he admits without rancor that she probably never even learnt his name during the three month, preferring to call him either baby or honey.

The loyalty of the 6ft 7in gentle giant, who says without a hint of grandstanding that he would have taken a bullet for the pop star, has never been questioned.

The 27-year-old former private investigator, who filed a declaration in court Monday (17 Sep 2007) against Britney alleging "nudity, drug use and safety issues post-rehab" says he did so out of safety concerns for Britney's two toddlers.

Britney as a mother

Britney always needed help with her children and frequently turned to her bodyguards for it.

"I was surprised to find how much the job involved looking after her kids," he says.

"We were the only family around her. She'd call a doctor to come out if they cried too much."

Britney's behavior was unpredictable even in the presence of her children 'She's unpredictable. No one knows what she'll do next. That's what scared me. I don't know what caused her screaming, whether it was drugs or mental instability. She'd be wailing, making no sense. It was worse at night. 'She'd scream and guards would run to check on her, just in case it was a snake or an intruder. 'I'd ask how she was, and she'd say, "I'm OK." Sometimes the baby was in the room when she screamed, and the guards would grab him. There were times when an overwhelmed Britney would begin "to shut down" and send all the help around her away. Those were the moments her security detail would fear for her kids. Britney's day starts "around one or two in the afternoon." 'There were times when she spent very little time with them, some days less than an hour. And she's not very good at knowing whether they eat or need changing. I don't think I ever saw her feed her kids at home.

"Once she took the kids to the dance studio and didn't bring any food for them. She sent someone out to get them soup and crackers."

Barretto recalls how at the security detail, "We'd say, 'We're not bodyguarding; we're babysitting.' But we were babysitting Britney, as well as her kids. "In my opinion, it was a child taking care of children. I wouldn't have her as a babysitter."

Drugs

Britney, displayed a very limited attention span and would get bored of anything quickly, a possible reason she turned to drugs.

"I've seen her take narcotics in nightclubs on only two occasions, but her drugged behavior - fidgety, nervous, jumpy - I've seen at her home, too, so I assume she was on drugs at home," Barreto says.

He never saw Britney buy drugs, but says: "She'd sneak out of the house on her own without security. Sometimes she'd be gone till the next morning. It was an unspoken subject, just as nobody ever asked her about drugs."

Alcohol

Britney's stint at Promises rehab did not do her much good.

"She was supposed to be sober after rehab, but she loved her Jack Daniels and Coke," says Barretto.

He claims: "She'd always drink it in a Styrofoam cup, so nobody could see what she was drinking.

At one point of time, when she was seeing Howie Day, Britney may have come close to an overdose of drugs and alcohol feels Barretto.

He recalls how on the day she was to perform at the House of Blues concert at Anaheim she went missing.

Barretto and another guard finally found her locked in a room with Howie Day.

When they broke open there were cigarettes, and what appeared to be narcotics next to the bed, straws and a powder that appeared to be cocaine. Across the room was a glass pipe for smoking drugs.

"He was on the bed in his boxers. Her eyes were huge. She was upset, kept shaking, biting her nails and sweating. She was really high. My partner said she was the worst he'd ever seen."

Barretto's account of Britney is complete and provides an excellent insight into all her quirky behavior reported in the tabloid press - her proclivity to go commando, shed clothes any where and anytime, erratic and unlicensed driving, forgetfulness, vanity, seeking paparazzi attention.

Barretto who at no time sound self serving continues to wish Britney well.

"I've seen some pictures of her recently. She doesn't look happy - but that's OK. She needs help. I hope she gets it. I want to see her succeed. 'I was raised without a mum and dad. My grandparents took me away from my parents because they had me at a very young age. 'I don't want that for Britney's kids. I wish Britney the best.'

- Sawf News

Christina Aguilera at the 59th Primetime Emmy Awards

Singer Christina Aguilera arrives at the 59th Primetime Emmy Awards in Los Angeles, California September 16, 2007.
REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni (UNITED STATES)

Christina Aguilera at the 59th Primetime Emmy Awards

Singer Christina Aguilera arrives at the 59th Primetime Emmy Awards in Los Angeles, California September 16, 2007.
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Christina perform at the 59th Primetime Emmy Awards

Singers Tony Bennett and Christina Aguilera (top) perform at the 59th Primetime Emmy Awards in Los Angeles, California September 16, 2007.
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Christina Aguilera cant hide it anymore.

Christina Aguilera can not hide that she is pregnant anymore at restaurant Toscana in Brentwood

Christina Aguilera with her Baby Bump

Pregnant Christina Aguilera gets CAUGHT in Restaurant

The pop star enters Italian eatery Toscana in Brentwood, CA.

Pregnant Christina Aguilera Spotted at a Restaurant